An Open Letter to Baby Jesus and Prayer for the Summer

School's out for summer.

I love my kid and everything but on the last day of school, I needed to pen a quick open letter to Baby Jesus to help get us through the summer. Dear Baby Jesus, As you know, today was the last day of school. That’s right; for twelve weeks our kids are with us 24 hours a day, seven days …


Ranty Monday Complaints

Ranty Monday Musings

My WTF-meter has been going off pretty often lately. A day doesn’t go by where I’m not shaking my head like the emoji that doesn’t know what the fuck is going on in the world. So I’ve saved up a few rants that I’ve wanted to vent about for cathartic purposes only. Yes, these are angry rants and yes, I …


Realistic Online Inspiration

Realistic Online Inspiration

With social media gaining popularity in the past several years, email has become almost obsolete. Why email someone an important message when you can just tweet or text them? In fact, in my last couple of years of teaching I had to force students to create an email address because YOU WILL FUCKING NEED ONE. Call me a purist, but …